Salutations, I am Yu Ri your dream come true. I can be anything you fancy or fantasize. With an ass and a rack that will make every sane man reevaluate his sorry life, and any number of fancy degrees, I am well equipped to accommodate your every need and whim. You can tell me anything. Your wildest dreams, most sinful of secrets, and most decadent desires. Tell mama, tell mamma all. For your wish is my command. I was born to please you.